As my dear friend Kristin Collision would put it:
I'm Doug.
I'm cool as hell and anyone who says otherwise is going to get their ass beat by Kristin Collision.
The pretensions in this town are a joke, and anyone who takes them seriously is in for a big surprise.
I know better.
I have my friends.
I have my fun.
I live my life how I want and I won't let anyone stop me from doing that!

yep. that pretty much says it.
oh and i love snowboarding. a lot.

311, All Time Low, Aqua, As I Lay Dying, Brand New, Bleed the Dream, Cake, The Classic Crime, Disturbed, Emery, Emmure, Gratitude, Greeley Estates, Hed PE, Hit The Lights, Hot Hot Heat, The Hush Sound, I Voted For Kodos, Jack's Mannequin, Liam and Me, The Matches, Motion City Soundtrack, Mozart, My Chemical Romance, The Offspring, Punchline, Queen, Reel Big Fish, Richard Cheese, Saosin, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Senses Fail, Sky Eats Airplane, The Sleeping, Spice Girls, The Spill Canvas, Spitalfield, Streetlight Manifesto, Taking Back Sunday, Tenacious D, Tokyo Rose, Underoath, Valencia, Waking Ashland, Weezer

300, Airplane, Anchorman, Austin Powers in Goldmember, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Billy Madison, Dawn of the Dead, Dodgeball, Dracula: Dead and Loving It, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Finding Nemo, Happy Gilmore, Italian Job, Ice Age, Joe Dirt, King Kong, Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang, Little Nicky, MIB 1&2, Monsters Inc., Monty Python & the Holy Grail, Mr Deeds, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pokèmon: The Movie, Rat Race, School for Scoundrels, The Science of Sleep, Shaun of the Dead, Shrek 1&2, Slackers, Star Wars, Stranger Than Fiction, Tenacious D, The Three Amigos, Troy, Waterboy, Wayne's World 1&2, Zoolander

1984, Animal Farm, Cat's Cradle, The Sorrows of Young Werther